2002-12-09
MY LATEST PHOTO
It's not the greatest, as I was having a bad hairday. But the governor liked it so much that he is putting it on a billboard on the Jersey side of the Holland Tunnel. He said that this image is sure to evoke cheer in the hearts of millions this Holiday Season. Once again, I have shown the true spirit of St. Nosferatu.
Red Cross is also interested in buying this photo with the caption, âGIVE BLOODâ for their next blood drive. If you or your charitable/non-profit group would like to use this photo, or have me appear in person for a fund raiser, please contact me at my office number.
Happy Holidays,
CK
WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY
2002-11-24
WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE?
With regard to my "Vedanta Mobile" post, here are what some of your replies are. It seems that I really didn't cross the Rubicon after all. I didn't really answer the question. Some of you have done your own personal investigation on this most important topic. Here are the results of your research:
1. Jesus and the apostles would drive a Honda. Scripture tells us they were all in one accord.
2. His disciples would drive a 1968 VW Beetle(The Love Bug convertible ...because VW's also float on water)
3. Here is JESUS's SUV:
2002-11-22
VEDANTA MOBILE
I have solved a puzzle that has been perplexing all of humanity. This has been of such crucial importance that trillions of dollars have been spent to pay teams of researchers, whom have been working day and night, in top-secret underground research laboratories. The survival of humanity has been fueling their quest. Now that I have crossed the Rubicon, and solved the most ancient of mysteries, you can all sleep well. Hope this clears things up.
Lately people have been asking, WHAT WOULD JESUS DRIVE?
That is a very important question. In order to narrow down possible answers, I decided to ask what other religous founders would drive. Then I began to wonder:
WHAT WOULD KRISHNA DRIVE?
It is no Formula One racer, but it has real horsepower. The low gas mileage means it has good Kar-ma (I couldn't resist the cheap pun).
Who knows, it could be what you cruised around with in a previous life?
My next investigations will be, What would Buddha eat?, What wouldn't Oprah read?, Who wouldn't Ann Heche date?, and What bad things happened in the world, that haven't been blamed on Clinton? Important stuff.
Here is what Tiger Woods Drives:
